random things to do

when you're bored as hell and you don't know what to do, i can help you.. by giving this post, which is about random things to do whenever you're bored.......

1. Go into an apple store, look at the sales person, hold out a banana and tell them you want to upgrade to an apple.

2. Go to a public toilet and scream LET IT GO LET IT GO CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE then throw something in the toilet (like your shit poop)

3. Go to a furniture store like ikea and hide in a cabinet, when someone opens it up say "welcome to Narnia." (if you die in there thats your own risk)

4. Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'i've been expecting you.'

5. Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream. (and then run before your friend kill you)

6. Call Pizza Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino.

7. Pretend to be a spy, and stare at someone. When they look at you, whisper into your shirt, "Subject 472 is spotted."

8. Put a lost dog sign up with a picture of a hot dog on it.

9. Call McDonalds asking for directions to Burger King.

10. Put a Wakie talkie under your friends pillow and then late at night sing scary songs and then the next day ask them if they slept well last night

11. Wear old clothes and ask a person "What year is it?" when they reply, yell "IT WORKED!!!" and run away

12. The next time a random person strikes up a conversation with you, say real quietly, "You can see me?

13. Go find a person you don't know and say " Hi " when they say hi back yell " STRANGER DANGER ".

14. In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."

15. Walk up to a random person and say, "Wow! You've changed, I still have your picture from five years ago." And hold up a picture of potato.

photoshop tutorial

(warning: im suck balls at photoshop but bear with me okay)

1. First, make a new file with this settings

2. And then make rectangle shape like the picture below. You can change with any colour you want. 

 (tips : for make all the rectangle shape with same size, you can copy by select the layer that you want to copy first, hold alt, and with move tool, move the "copy"

3. After finish all the rectangle like the picture below, select all the rectangle layer, click on your right mouse and select "merge layers" to make all the layers become just one layer to make it easier

 4. Select "Filter" at the menu tab, select "Distort" and pick "Polar Coordinates"

 5. Pick "Rectangular to Polar" and then click Okay. The right picture is the result (its not perfect okay i know shut up) and crop it to make the shape become regtangular (again)

6. Open a picture of someone, pick anyone you want. You can use your face, your friends, or maybe your favourite actor or singer you name it. In here, I opened the picture of Benedict Cumberbatch. Just select the close-up face and delete the other like the background.

 

 7. Select the picture, and move it to the picture that we made earlier (i called it starbusts). And thats pretty much thats it though. To make it more interesting, add some filter that you fancy. In here, im using the Artistic Filter > Poster Edges

the result 

(admit it, this is a good result)

and thats how you do it my friends, have a good day, i guess....

far cry 3

"Did I ever tell you, the definition of insanity? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again, expecting... shit to change. That... is crazy"

 -Vaas Montenegro ( Far Cry 3 )

give me this ring

who needs diamond ring when u have sauron ring











One Ring to rule them all, 
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all 
and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie

when your friend take an ugly pic of you

me : 

lord elrond is bae

my friend :

god dammit isildur

explaining myself in 3 gifs

same pippin, same

me after eating mcdonalds

who needs a boyfriend when u have gandalf 

the first day

the first day in middle school. not really great but not so bad if i must say. i was a student in budi mulia elementary school, i was planned to continue in budi mulia junior high, but then i thought, maybe i can try in regina pacis. so i did. some of my friends are also did. i didnt even study, and somehow i accepted. my score is 79,08 but i think is good enough for someone who didnt study at all.

so yeah, i was very lucky. and then the first day came. it was scary. especially im really shy and awkward. i arrived early at school, and looked to find out what class im in. and 7D was my class. for my classmates, im not really that close, since i was still adapting with the new situation in middle school. i dont really remember about my first day, all i remember was i still wearing my old uniform, the senior was really nice, there was a lot of games, i kept forgetting my classmates names, and i was afraid to get lost. you cant blame me, this happened like almost 2 years ago. 

well for the classmates they were really nice. mr. jati also really nice. and her wife is my teacher in elementary school. both of them even teach the same lesson which is indonesian language. i ship them so hard. 

my favourite lesson in 7th grade was english even though im suck at grammar. and i hated math and mandarin. i mean i never learned mandarin in budi mulia and its hard. oh and i also hate sundanese ( i think im gonna hate this lesson forever). 

and there was a lot of confrence. and a lot of people. for the first day, i sat with naomi, she's also from budi mulia. and also in 7D there was jane and abe, both of them also from budi mulia. and in 7th grade, im sure i looked like a freak newbie. and probably i still am, but with a better taste in music. 

and in 7th grade, i found about pewdiepie. he's a youtuber, a gamer, and he's really funny. im never into video game because i cant play it for gods sake, but i love watching people play it. like my big brother and pewdiepie. i tried to play gta and i kept run over people in the pavemant and the police always caught me. 

my grades was really good at the first semester, and in the second semester my grades dropped. and i literally have any idea to say again because thats all i remember in my 7th grade. and now here i am, in the 9th grade with even lower grades because fandom ruined my life. 3 fandoms, if i must say. so yeah, sorry about my grammar though. 

have a great time, i guess

Lee Pace, my precious

the beginning

i made this blog around 2012, and i didnt use it. so when my computer teacher gave us a project about making blog, i dont even remember that i have one. somehow i just opened blogspot and i found my blog so here i am. and please read this blog and dont judge me. and for warning, there is gonna be a lot of gif and fandom references.

so ladies and gentleman,