random things to do

when you're bored as hell and you don't know what to do, i can help you.. by giving this post, which is about random things to do whenever you're bored.......

1. Go into an apple store, look at the sales person, hold out a banana and tell them you want to upgrade to an apple.

2. Go to a public toilet and scream LET IT GO LET IT GO CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE then throw something in the toilet (like your shit poop)

3. Go to a furniture store like ikea and hide in a cabinet, when someone opens it up say "welcome to Narnia." (if you die in there thats your own risk)

4. Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'i've been expecting you.'

5. Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream. (and then run before your friend kill you)

6. Call Pizza Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino.

7. Pretend to be a spy, and stare at someone. When they look at you, whisper into your shirt, "Subject 472 is spotted."

8. Put a lost dog sign up with a picture of a hot dog on it.

9. Call McDonalds asking for directions to Burger King.

10. Put a Wakie talkie under your friends pillow and then late at night sing scary songs and then the next day ask them if they slept well last night

11. Wear old clothes and ask a person "What year is it?" when they reply, yell "IT WORKED!!!" and run away

12. The next time a random person strikes up a conversation with you, say real quietly, "You can see me?

13. Go find a person you don't know and say " Hi " when they say hi back yell " STRANGER DANGER ".

14. In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."

15. Walk up to a random person and say, "Wow! You've changed, I still have your picture from five years ago." And hold up a picture of potato.